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its never safe to use tumblr beside your parents

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bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

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Like Real People Do

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nefferpitou:

on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, ‘this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college

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nova-r:

i need a new bra, looks like it’s time to take out a fucking loan

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It’s dark because you are trying too hard. Lightly child, lightly. Learn to do everything lightly. Yes, feel lightly even though you’re feeling deeply. Just lightly let things happen and lightly cope with them. I was so preposterously serious in those days…Lightly, lightly—it’s the best advice ever given me. So throw away your baggage and go forward. There are quicksands all about you, sucking at your feet, trying to suck you down into fear and self-pity and despair. That’s why you must walk so lightly. Lightly, my darling.

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  • Me while playing Kingdom Hearts:I wanna watch some Disney movies
  • Me while watching Disney movies:I wanna play Kingdom Hearts
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airportwifisucks:

spartancountry:

Finished my scarf. Not the same scarf I was making, but a new one.

My scarf ?

DO I LOOK LIKE HOUDINI? I did get the yarn for yours though!

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